Saturday, August 4, 2018

A New Look for the Pool

Greetings, fellow Stress swimmers!

If you stand perfectly still and cup your hand behind your ear, you may hear angelic voices singing. Not just light, harmonious tunes, but all out blaring trumpets! Even through the rain, the sun has smiled down on the Stress Pool this week, and the angels are still hovering overhead, singing and playing trumpets and having quite a party!
It started with Brandon Hudock, a horticulturalist who lives next door to my friend, Cyndy. I met him and his lovely family at her Kentucky Derby party in May, and asked that if he ever had time, perhaps he might stop by and give me an idea of where to go with my backyard. This takes a little explaining.
I have lived in this house for 32 years this June. The backyard is a hillside, which DH terraced with a railroad tie/cement block wall. Well, over the years life happened - and ended - and happened again. In that time, Jumanji took over. Seriously. I've been waiting for the safari hunter to stride out of the woods and weeds any time. Every so often, Ms Business and I would go out and try to conquer nature, but to no avail. (Don't get too philosophical - we literally went out and pulled weeds for hours!) So, one day in June Brandon texts and says he'll be in the area. He stopped, looked, and asked, "What do you want to do here?"
I was truthful - I had no idea. I looked at the overgrown bayberry bush with a very healthy vine growing around it; weed trees; things I couldn't even identify. He pointed out some random, accidental plants that were nice, and which ones were unwanted weeds. (You didn't know that some weeds might be wanted, did you?) "Do you want an estimate?" he asked.
"Sure." What did I have to lose? It could be as little as $100 or the cost of a small house. It was more than $100, but way more affordable than I thought.
Long story short, Brandon and his crew of two took two days to transform the backyard (and the thistle garden in the front of the house) into an oasis of aesthetic pleasure. In fact, Moink looked at the backyard and asked, "Did they build that wall?"
"No," Ms Business said with a modicum of disgust, "Dad built it a long time ago."
Moink will be twenty this October. He's never seen the wall. That says something right there.

Angels broke into song.

Then, today, our friendly neighborhood plumber spent the entire afternoon at our house. We now have no more leaking sinks, a newly installed toilet (that was actually bought for the upstairs bathroom more than fifteen years ago) and new faucets in the kitchen and powder room. And, while he was here, he took a look at the dishwasher.
Another story.
Several years ago, we went to a local box store and bought an LG dishwasher. The old one wasn't doing well, and we decided it needed to be replaced. It worked for two weeks.
I went back to the store (where we'd bought a maintenance plan). I asked to see a manager."We bought an LG dishwasher here two weeks ago. It isn't working; Life is not Good."
"Ha," the manager said, "I see what you did there. That's clever." He also went on to say we had to call LG for them to come out and fix it. That's the arrangement for the first year. Which we did.
"You have too much pressure."
"You don't have enough pressure."
"Let's try a new water pump."
"Your water is too hard."
"Maybe your water is too soft."
 "We'll replace the mother board."
It took a month for the LG guy to say he didn't know what was wrong with it,  but it definitely wasn't their product. So, there it sat, for years. Mocking us. Taunting us as we stood at the sink washing dishes. It did give DH an me something to do in the evenings.
Until today. Andrew the Miracle Working Plumber figured out what the trouble was (a clog in the intake gizmo), and I am happy to say we did not buy paper plates at the Sam's Club tonight.

Trumpets are still blaring from the heavens.

It really doesn't take much to make us happy at the pool! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to sit next to my garden gnome, sip a nice cold iced-tea, and admire the beautiful new sight while listening to the hum of celestial music - or is it the dishwasher? Til next time, and thanks for visiting!

2 comments:

  1. Maybe that angelic voice was ... YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those were magical tales. Thanks for sharing. I love hearing about your victories of life. Love ya and miss ya.

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    1. LOL - I may have joined in for a few bars, but no, that was the angels singing! Now, it's weed control city - those little buggers are working hard to live on for another day!

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